Simple Inspirational Quotes
Inspirations for Business and Life
"If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?"
"Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively."
"What a to do to die today
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say
But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two."
"Betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better."
"Bake big batches of bitter brown bread."
"Big Black Bat."
"Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"
"Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts."
"The sixth sick Sikh's sixth sheep is sick."
"You know New York,
You need New York,
You know you need unique New York."
"James just jostled Jean gently."
"Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch."
"In the naive novice navy, noble knaves and naughty navel gazers, make waves with knives and novelty blazers."
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Two toads, terribly tired trotted along the road."
"You sing the song that lure the sailors to their death."
"Four furious friends fought for the phone."
"She stood upon the balcony, inimically mimicking him hiccupping while amicably welcoming him in."
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"
"World Wide Web, World Wide Web, World Wide Web."
"The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes."
"I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish."
"Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat."
"Potent Powerful Purple."
"A twit who tweeted on twitter twice twittered a tweet to a twitterer."
"Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop."
"I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought."
"Break a brick and break it down to bacon bits."
"Sure the ship's shipshape, sir."
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
"What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show."
"A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."
"Two toads, totally tired."
"Sprouts make us smile despite our silly sweaters."
"How much carmel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel, if a canny cannibal can cram carmel into a camel?"
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"She slits the sheets
The sheets she slits
Upon the slitted sheets she sits."
"Do you ever wonder why you wonder, and then wonder why you wondered why you were wondering?"
"How much hunger can a blocker bean block if a blocker bean can block hunger."
"Twenty dwarves took turn doing randstands on the carpet."
"Galligan and calla lily, galligan and calla lily, galligan and calla lily."
"Leather red, yellow leather, leather red, yellow leather, leather red, yellow leather."
"Ohhh, Horace Horrid,
Isn’t that torrid,
When you’re hot and in a hurry
And you have to hold on your hat with your hand?"
"The cat in the hat sat on the flat mat. "
"Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
A drip-drape, ship-shape tip-top sock."
"Sunlight was shining from a silver sky."
"Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter."
"Mummies make money."
"Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes."
"An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt."
"This is a zither."
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.