Computer Quotes. Internet Humor.
Simple Inspirational Quotes
Inspirations for Business and Life
Computer Quotes. Internet Humor.
"It's simple, until you make it complicated." ~ Jason Fried, 37 Signals
"Done is better than perfect." ~ unknown
"Life is short. Build stuff that matters." ~ Sigi Chen
"Learn something new so you would always remember how hard it is to learn." ~ Jonathan Rosenberg, Google
"Repetition doesn't spoil the prayer." ~ Jonathan Rosenberg, Google
"People who feared IBM were wrong, ... Technology is ever-changing." ~ Bill Gates
"Technology is a new fashion." ~ unknown
"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works." ~ Steve Jobs
"A picture is worth a thousand words. An interface is worth a thousand pictures." ~ Ben Shneiderman
"It's Not Information Overload. It's Filter Failure. "~ Clay Shirky
"Curiously, once technology gets boring, the social effects get interesting." ~ Clay Shirky
"The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency." ~ Bill Gates
"Do what you do best and hire an expert for the rest." ~ Unknown
"Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece." ~ Ralph Charell
"The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow." ~ Bill Gates
"Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." ~ Lao-Tzu, The Way of Lao-Tzu
"I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand." ~ Confucius
"Once upon a time I had a life, now I have an Internet connection." ~ Computer Nerd
"Being on a leading edge of technology is like being on a bleeding edge of technology. Better to stay in a middle!" ~ unknown
"Technical progress always comes with its critics. The greater the speed and power of this progress, the greater the criticism." ~ Clay Johnson
"Technology succeeds when it recognized that its users are human." ~ Mark Sanborn
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station." ~ unknown
"I changed all my passwords to "incorrect". So, my computer just tells me when I forget." ~ unknown
"The only problem with troubleshooting is, sometimes, trouble shoots back." ~ unknown
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade." ~ Computer Expert
"Don't ever give up! Today might be your day for a miracle." ~ Unknown
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"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? Scream, "Mom, I need help!" ~ unknown
"A user interface is like a [good ] joke. If you have to explain it, it is not that good." ~ Martin LeBlanc, Founder and CEO of Iconfinder
"Choose your Facebook profile pictures carefully. It’ll be the one they use when you go missing." ~ unknown
"Technology succeeds when it recognized that its users are human." ~ Mark Sanborn
"Embrace the unexpected - enjoy the journey." ~ Unknown
"The Internet is a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, "We're going to make a killing here." You won't because it's still only as good as the content. " ~ Jon Stewart
"The public is more familiar with bad design than good design. It is, in effect, conditioned to prefer bad design, because that is what it lives with. The new becomes threatening, the old reassuring." ~ Paul Rand
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.'" - Isaac Asimov
"Why use Windows, since there is a door?" - Andre Fachat
"The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location... and i'm not even too sure about that one" - Dennis Huges, FBI.
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you. " ~ Anne Lamott