Simple Inspirational Quotes
Inspirations for Business and Life
Facebook is for the people you go to school with, Twitter is for the people you wish you went to school with. ~ unknown
Facebook is like a jail. You sit around & waste time, you write on walls & get poked by people you don't even know. ~ unknown
Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it. ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall. ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where you can have a poke war. ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where people "like" their own statuses or their own comments. ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where you can have more than 1000 friends. ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where you can get any siblings easily. ~ unknown
Summary of everyone's Facebook timeline: 1. Born. 2. Things got worse. ~ unknown
Santa saw your Facebook pictures. You're getting clothes for Christmas. ~ unknown
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? Scream, "Mom, I need help!" ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where personal life is open to public - free of charge! ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where you don't tell all your business to family - you tell all your business to strangers. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook people post every detail of their relationship drama. None found on Twitter, thank God for the 140 character limit. ~ unknown
Choose your Facebook profile pictures carefully. It’ll be the one they use when you go missing. ~ unknown
I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one! ~ unknown
Facebook the only place where people can make fake relationships. ~ unknown
Facebook the only place where you know their relationship isn't official until it's "Facebook official" ~ unknown
Facebook is the only place where you can see things that you could never think of. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook people think they're part of something, when in reality, there nothing to be part of. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you can pretend to be famous. Just create a "Fan page." ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you can work out an entire floor plan of your friend's bathroom. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook people "like" to see a post about your Gold Fish dying. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you will find more drama than in high school musical. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook can you continue to poke someone and not get slapped in the face. ~ unknown
I hate Facebook because Facebookers think they can end poverty and cure cancer by Likes. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you "poke" someone without even touching them. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook normal kids creating fan pages for themselves. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you can get married without a ring. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook people change their relationship status faster than their profile pictures. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook you can see everyone’s drama. ~ unknown
Only on Facebook Liking someone's comment ends a conversation. ~ unknown
Facebook is like a popularity contest - you get judged simply by the number of likes you get. ~ unknown
I hate Facebook! If I get one more Farmwille request, I will burn down your farm and turn your cows into McDonald's burgers. ~ unknown
I saw my Ex updated her Facebook status to "standing on the edge of a cliff." So, I poked her. ~ unknown