Party Toasts

• To common sense. As Voltaire once said, “Common sense is not so common."

• To work. I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

• To work. As Gary Player said, “The harder you work, the luckier you get.”

• To Internet. Once upon a time I had a life, now I have an Internet connection.

• To my dog. As Mark Twain once said, “The more I get to know people, the more I like my dog."

• To Twitter. Only on Facebook people post every detail of their relationship drama. None found on Twitter, thank God for the 140 character limit.

• To life. The first half is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

• Here's to imagination. R. Buckminster Fuller said it best: "Dare to be naive."

• As Jules de Gaultier said, "In the war against reality man has one weapon-imagination."

• Here's to love, life, and liberty: Love pure, Life long, Liberty boundless.

• May we love as long as we live, and live as long as we love.

• Love to one, friendship to a few, and goodwill to all.

• To moderation in all things--except in love.

• May the weight of our taxes never bend the back of our credit.

• To the almighty dollar, without which we would have no cents.

• To money-the finest linguist in the world.

• To positive things. Anything positive is better than anything negative.

• Let's lift our glass to the conductor - a person who rarely composes himself.

• May we love peace enough to fight for it.

• To our speaker. May he rise to the occasion, and sit down soon thereafter.

• To our speaker I give the wisdom of Horace, who said, "Whatever advice you give, be brief."

• Here's to our speaker - may her speech be like a pencil and have a point.

• To kindness. Like Plato said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

• To laughter. As Charlie Chaplin said, “A day without laughter is a day wasted.

• To Sunshine. The sunshine is always shining above the clouds.

• To being yourself. As Oscar Wilde once said, “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

• To vine. As Julia Child said, “Wine is one of the agreeable and essential ingredients of life."

• To learning. As Ralf Marston said, “Learn at every opportunity. What you learn is always yours.”

Proverbs. Sayings. Words of Wisdom.