Party Toasts

Party Toasts

• To my mom. As somebody once said, “You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? Scream, "Mom, I need help!"

• Here's to Champagne, the drink divine,
That makes us forget our troubles;
It's made of a dollar's worth of wine,
And three dollars' worth of bubbles.

• To forgiveness. As Oscar Wilde said, “Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."

• To popularity. As Oscar Wilde said, ”Everything popular is wrong."

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• To fun. As Katharine Hepburn said, “If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.”

• To ambition. As Salvador Dali said, “Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”

• To laugh. As Irish proverb says, “A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

• Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

• To law. As Cicero said, “The people's good is the highest law."

• To travel. As St. Augustine said,” The world is a book, and those who don't travel read only one page."

• To action. As Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back said, “Do or Do Not. There is No Try."

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• To the holidays — all 365 of them.

• Take everything in moderation - including moderation.

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