Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
Simple Inspirational Quotes
Inspirations for Business and Life
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you see anyone take with them at the beach?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld